In a first for me, she wanted to keep going after I had said "cut!".
Steph was kind enough to step in to help me rectify that.Īnd then Amelia was on hand to do the honours of filming the very last scene. But as I slowly assembled all of the footage, I realised that there was still maybe a little bit more of me in the final cut than I wanted.
Not only have I managed to get the final scene in my movie in the can, but Steph also dropped by to help me reshoot one of the first bits of footage that I ever shot for the movie.īack then I was thinking that I would shoot most of the scenes myself, perhaps with a few cameos from good friends. I only learned of this when the taxman came calling with a rather hefty unpaid bill that I could no longer afford to pay and the police notified my that the rogue investment manager had gone on the run with all of his ill-gotten earnings. For years, I thought he was looking out for my best interests so I was completely blind to him embezzling my money and leaving my account without a penny in it. Sadly for me, they did have one bad egg amongst their many very competent staff and I ended up being his mark. The one I choose to go with was extremely well thought of with many very impressive endorsements. Of course, as is only sensible when investing the sums of money that I was, I did my due diligence to find a very reputable company to manage my investments and take the burden of monitoring them of my shoulders. Letting my earnings sit in a bank with the miserable interest rates currently available is really only going to earn pennies, after all. And, for that reason, I have re-invested as much of those earnings as possible into investment funds to try to make that money continue working for me and earning more. Say, if there was a global pandemic or something like that. However, both of those feel like very transient forms of income that could disappear at any moment. The ones you may be aware of are renting out my spare room to Airbnb guests and performing as a camgirl. I'll keep the exact amount to myself but it was more than sufficient to pay for the small island that I have been calling home ever since.ĭespite being able to live a more than comfortable lifestyle, I have worked hard in the intervening years to subsidise the remainder of my lottery money with various streams of income. It all began several years ago when i have the good fortune to win a rather substantial sum of money on the Lottery. Just a hard working volunteer obediently doing a very wholesome job.
Just waiting for the message to tell me where to meet my masked van driver who is in no way sinister. I will have my wits about me and be able to stay calmer under pressure. A nice period of meditation should help with that. You never know, cunning and speed of thought may also be key qualities that will pay dividends in coming out on top of the other competitors. Yup, if the game is reliant on physical prowess, I should be in with a great chance to win!īut, I don't want to neglect my mental sharpness either.
And, with the only other thing to keep me occupied during the day being servicing truckers who stick their boners through the gloryhole in the side of the toilet stall at Quickies, I have plenty of free time to work on my fitness. I may be penniless but my gym membership was pre-paid for the entire year so I can still go for a good workout and keep my body in shape.
Of course, with the future of my home and belongings on the line, it would be foolish of me not to do some training ahead of this Squirt Game that I will be competing in.